QUOTABLES: Gabourey Sidibe’s sassy Oscar pre-show appearance
“If fashion was porn, this dress would be the money shot.” –Gabourey Sidibe on her Oscar...
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“Could a bad mom have raised a daughter who was engaged to a Congressman when she was 16?” -Jenna on her mother’s superior parenting...
Read MoreQuotables: THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM – Episode 301
“I’m a full grown man, Laura. I think I’d know if I was wearing the wrong penis around my neck.” -Sarah on her baby penis necklace upon being told she was not born a hermaphrodite. Season three of the The Sarah Silverman Program premieres tomorrow, Feb. 4, at 10:30 p.m. on Comedy...
Read MoreQuotables: THE TONIGHT SHOW with CONAN O’BRIEN – January 22, 2010
“The terms of my settlement say that I can’t host another show for 7 months. So next week look forward to The Andy Richter Show with his sidekick, me!” –Conan on his future...
Read MoreQuotables: BETTER OFF TED – Episode 204
“Of course it was an accident. Although, the man was cheating on me, and my subconscious is very protective, and sometimes kind of a douche.” -Veronica on shooting her boyfriend with a spear...
Read MoreQuotables: GLEE – Episode 112
“All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.” –Sue...
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