“If fashion was porn, this dress would be the money shot.”
–Gabourey Sidibe on her Oscar dress.
Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category
QUOTABLES: Gabourey Sidibe’s sassy Oscar pre-show appearance
On March - 8 - 2010
Quotables: 30 ROCK – Episode 412
On February - 6 - 2010
“Could a bad mom have raised a daughter who was engaged to a Congressman when she was 16?”
-Jenna on her mother’s superior parenting skills.
Quotables: THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM – Episode 301
On February - 4 - 2010
“I’m a full grown man, Laura. I think I’d know if I was wearing the wrong penis around my neck.”
-Sarah on her baby penis necklace upon being told she was not born a hermaphrodite.
Season three of the The Sarah Silverman Program premieres tomorrow, Feb. 4, at 10:30 p.m. on Comedy Central.
Quotables: THE TONIGHT SHOW with CONAN O’BRIEN – January 22, 2010
On January - 23 - 2010
“The terms of my settlement say that I can’t host another show for 7 months. So next week look forward to The Andy Richter Show with his sidekick, me!”
–Conan on his future career.
Quotables: BETTER OFF TED – Episode 204
On December - 31 - 2009
“Of course it was an accident. Although, the man was cheating on me, and my subconscious is very protective, and sometimes kind of a douche.”
-Veronica on shooting her boyfriend with a spear gun.
Quotables: PARKS AND RECREATION – Episode 211
On December - 6 - 2009
“I’m a feminist, OK? I would never ever go to a strip club. I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be Equality. But I’m willing to sacrifice all that I’ve worked for just to put a smile on your perverted little face.”
-Leslie Knope before taking newly-divorced Tom into the Glitter Factory.
Quotables: GLEE – Episode 112
On December - 4 - 2009
“All I want is just one day a year when I’m not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.”
–Sue Sylvester
Quotables: Modern Family – Episode 109
On November - 29 - 2009
“I am brave. Rollercoasters? Love ‘em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like seven times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So, yeah. I’m pretty much not afraid of anything.”
–Phil Dunphy on his fearlessness.
Quotables: 30 Rock – Episode 406
On November - 20 - 2009
“Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.”
–Jenna on hearing her drama queen routine didn’t scare away Liz’s gay neighbor.
Quotables: BORED TO DEATH – Episode 101
On November - 8 - 2009
“I’ve always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Makes me think of my childhood.”
–Jonathan Ames to a man who is holding his girlfriend hostage until she loves him again.
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