Stuart saves Minnesota! From Reuters: Democrat Al Franken will be declared the winner of the tight U.S. Senate contest in Minnesota, emerging from a ballot recount with a slim margin over Republican Norm Coleman, state officials said on Sunday. Of course, Norm Coleman, continuing his streak of unrivaled douchebaggery, will attempt to take the recount [...]
Posts Tagged ‘election 2008’
Quotables: Fox News on Election Night
“Guess what Karl. I’ve just received word that the state of Ohio has gone for Barack Obama.” -Brit Hume to Karl “Genius Boy” Rove as Rove describes McCain’s slim chances of winning the election without Ohio.
Movie Review: Slacker Uprising
Slacker Uprising (2008)–No Stars There’s a reason why Michael Moore’s Slacker Uprising was distributed for free via the Internet: No one would pay good money to see this movie. The dull, dour narrative, which follows Moore’s college tour ahead of the 2004 presidential election, promotes the right wing characterization of Moore as a shameless self-promoter. [...]
Are you a patriotic America? Joe Biden’s taxes comment through the eyes of Donald Duck
Nothing irks the right more than the threat of higher taxes. So when VP candidate Sen. Joe Biden called it patriotic for people making more than $250,000 to pay more in taxes, the other team pounced. Now these are the same type of people who dogmatically clung to the notion of lower taxes while the [...]
That’s our Sarah (Palin, that is) – Gina Gershon’s honest portrait of the future VP
Gina Gershon may have successfully pitched me on the Palin family sitcom. Wish I had a few hundred grand to burn. I’d totally back “Everybody Loves Sarah!” Somewhere in Alaska, a moose just got an erection.
Michael Moore is a COMMUNIST. Giving away his movie for FREE!
Looks like Michael Moore is proving all those right-wingers right. He’s a pinko, hate-America-first, commie, socialist, anti-capitalist, baby raper with the gaul to give his $2 million documentary away for free on the Internets. Moore’s new film Slacker Uprising, which follows Mike on his 2004 tour of battleground states as he encouraged Millenials to vote, [...]
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