Posts Tagged ‘election 2008’

Today’s Best News Ever: Sen. Stuart Smalley

Stuart saves Minnesota! From Reuters: Democrat Al Franken will be declared the winner of the tight U.S. Senate contest in Minnesota, emerging from a ballot recount with a slim margin over Republican Norm Coleman, state officials said on Sunday. Of course, Norm Coleman, continuing his streak of unrivaled douchebaggery, will attempt to take the recount [...]

Quotables: Fox News on Election Night

“Guess what Karl. I’ve just received word that the state of Ohio has gone for Barack Obama.” -Brit Hume to Karl “Genius Boy” Rove as Rove describes McCain’s slim chances of winning the election without Ohio.

6 Days to Go – David Sedaris on the Undecideds

From this week’s New Yorker. David Sedaris sums up what it’s like to be an undecided voter: To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she [...]

What’s cuter than a that sneezing baby panda?

This. Aww. Isn’t he precious.

Two Weeks to Go.

A message to all the ‘undecideds’ out there. www.BarackObama.com www.VoteForChange.com

3 Weeks Until Election Day – Barack Obama

Just hearing Barack Obama makes me believe that everything is going to be okay.  Are you listening? The American Promise – BarackObama.com

Movie Review: Slacker Uprising

Slacker Uprising (2008)–No Stars There’s a reason why Michael Moore’s Slacker Uprising was distributed for free via the Internet: No one would pay good money to see this movie. The dull, dour narrative, which follows Moore’s college tour ahead of the 2004 presidential election, promotes the right wing characterization of Moore as a shameless self-promoter. [...]

Are you a patriotic America? Joe Biden’s taxes comment through the eyes of Donald Duck

Nothing irks the right more than the threat of higher taxes. So when VP candidate Sen. Joe Biden called it patriotic for people making more than $250,000 to pay more in taxes, the other team pounced. Now these are the same type of people who dogmatically clung to the notion of lower taxes while the [...]

That’s our Sarah (Palin, that is) – Gina Gershon’s honest portrait of the future VP

Gina Gershon may have successfully pitched me on the Palin family sitcom.  Wish I had a few hundred grand to burn. I’d totally back “Everybody Loves Sarah!” Somewhere in Alaska, a moose just got an erection.  

Michael Moore is a COMMUNIST. Giving away his movie for FREE!

Looks like Michael Moore is proving all those right-wingers right. He’s a pinko, hate-America-first, commie, socialist, anti-capitalist, baby raper with the gaul to give his $2 million documentary away for free on the Internets. Moore’s new film Slacker Uprising, which follows Mike on his 2004 tour of battleground states as he encouraged Millenials to vote, [...]

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